Stop what you're doing! Even though the main purpose of putting up this blog is to "sell" Belize to tourists like you, I should first give you important information about this country. I can't just tell you everything's good about Belize when it isn't, can I? Unless I want you to be disappointed and retaliate against us.
Of course, we don't want that to happen so ou should read out this important info before setting out to Belize.